Thought: I see a vision... of Jamie, Andre, Little Keith, and Little Dan ruling the youth nation of Ghost Wars. Crawling the cemeteries, looking for unclaimed ghost children they can recruit into their gang. And they only eat chocolate chip cookies and speak in riddles. The adults in GW look down on the youngsters, but they are not to be messed with. Look the wrong way and they will gang up and feast on flesh with their tiny, undeveloped molars. And if it isn't obvious, they are lorded over by adult Dan. They do WHATEVER he says.
Thought: It's pretty rad that Jamie can obviously see ghosts after tonight's episode. He played it off like he was joking, but that kid don't fool no one. He sees them straight up. How else is a five year old kid gonna navigate the streets of that town to get to the cemetery. Obvious ghostly assistance.
Thought: Why couldn't Brooke have pulled that trigger!!! That would have been one heck of a villain to have in the game. Almost too vile.
Thought: Schwahn sure does love to reinforce his hatred for the law and the man and the general establishment, etc. ANY time they show a cop on that show, the characters might as well spit in their eyeballs. Which is totally cool for Brooke since she can mos def take the law into her own hands. Pepper spray to roundhouse kick. Too bad she didn't whip out the pistol straight up and pop off a few rounds right out of the gate. I can't wait until she starts wearing a gun holster with matching outfits meant to accentuate gun holsters. That is going to be HAWT!!!
Thought: Was it too much to ask for a little Millicent/Owen do it up scene? Like super intense, wreckin' the bar, pushing all the bottles off their shelves? While Chase watches and realizes what being a real man is all about? Just sayin'...
Thought: I HATE MIA.
Thought: I sure hope Julian's dad turns out to be some sort of demon. Or at least dies, so we can make him one.
Thought: Talk about getting dupped on the Peyton setup! I did not see it coming at all. Kinda pissed though because that puts an end to my GW version of her. Kinda needed her to have cancerous ovaries so we could replace them with a glass box containing Huey Lewis' reanimated head. Personally, I think we should just go ahead with it anyway.
Thought: It gets me all hot and bothered when Nathan takes it up to the next level. And I understand that they need to have him suck for a bit so that he can rise up like the phoenix that he is and destroy his competition. Note: Nathan definitely needs to be one heck of a firebird phoenix in GW (with basketball hands... and definitely still rockin' the black/yellow stripped leather jacket. Totally Rocky Balboa'ing it up...dig it)
Thought: Fully enjoyed the inclusion of yet another Frightened Rabbit track. Rest of the music blew chunkums. Show needs more Joe Public if you ask me. I vote for mandatory episodic dance breaks (one per show) where the characters take a break mid scene to bust it to some Freestyle/New Jack/White Boy Early 90's hip-hop... think David Silver to the Nth (during his speed days, trying to impress Donna).
Thought: Was it too much to ask for Lucas to tell the father figure that the director was a whack coke head? Figured I would have lead with that one.
Thought: Haley sure is ridding the sidecar these days.
Thought: We really need to come up with a name for the alternate universe... like Tree Hell, but like, a good name that is actually, good... and not stupid. But you get the idea and see where I'm going.
Major Thought: I am in SERIOUS Dan withdrawl. I need his brawn, STAT. Better deliver in the next ep.
In regards to naming the universe, two ways to go about it. Either go get another U2 song, which I think could be any of these:
ReplyDeleteThe Unforgettable Fire
Hawkmoon
God's Country
An Cat Bubh
Another Time, Another Place
Mofo
Van Dieman's Land
Or the other route is to get a name from U2's nemesis, which I'm going to say is The Boomtown Rats. Which would give us these possibilities:
The 4th Form
Rat Trap
Elephant's Graveyard
Banana Republic
Did I mention my idea for Bono being something of a lord over this universe? Sort of like the Shang Tsung of Ghost Wars. Maybe now we'll have Bono in a Raiden role and Bob Geldoff in the Shang Tsung role.
I wouldn't hold out much hope for Dan in a brawny capacity next week. From the preview, it looks like another one of those irritating cute episodes. With more dancing. Lately I've been thinking about how much I miss them being in high school.