We Are Now In Ghost Wars

After watching the season finale, I am completely sold on the idea that we are now watching OTH: Ghost Wars, in the afterworld, and not in the "real world" of the living. When did it start? The second Peyton wakes up from her coma. The resulting end of the season from this point on is far too sun shine and rainbows, everyone has too happy of an ending for it to be real. What we are seeing are the dying wishes of a happy world that she will never get to see. Victoria and Brooke make up, Mia and Chase are happy, Nathan makes the NBA, and she rides off into the sunset on her metaphorical comet into the blazing hot inferno of Market Street heaven. Don't believe me? Listen to Dan's speech. He is already dead. He fully understands that there is a battle coming between the eternal and the darkness. And I am FULLY convinced that he will lead the side of light against his rogue dark mage son Nathan. Did you see the look he passed dan when walking into whitey's place? That is straight EMPIRE son!!! Pure, unforgiving evil. And the final battle waged between the two sides will be epic. And I so hope that Chase gets his head cut off by one of the millions of Mia CDs that now flood the Empire's garbage pits.

Let me just stop right now and proclaim my utter disgust at the promotional tactics for he this season. That album must clock in at 150 munutes, dual gatefold, bonus disc level of material. Cause we heard at least two of her retarded songs in each ep. Terrible.

So Dan is the redeemer of light, the angel of grace, partnered with his granddaughter Sawyer. We will remember the moment he first held her years later with joy and sadness. She will fight hard for the resistence in Van Diemens Land and her heroism will not be forgotten.

And Karen will always be hawt. Especially when she is Dan's eternal love slave... But in like a really awesome way cause she totally loves him. And Keith is totally okay with it because he will be far too busy with his denim basketball war machine factory (remember, this is Ðan's primary battle weapon. Magneto style...

Is anyone else, like, getting total chills? I thought so.

Mark... We Need To Talk...

I want to preface this by saying that I just watched the second to last episode of the season. Roughly 5 minutes of it was worth while, and that involved blood on the dance floor. The rest, dear god, utter dreck. What on earth is shwahanananana thinking with the writing/story direction. Every side character story "drama" is pathetic. How many times can we watch Skills "lose" Jamie? How bout why on earth should anyone care about Mia and Laguna Mitch? They talked the whole episode about how they were going to have dirty sex and then they never did. BORING. The only thing that can save this now is if Dan comes back with a sawed off shotgun and starts taking people out for squandering their lives thinking of new Nick Degrees jokes. They are making me hate Jullian cause he's such a love freak. Just be cool dude! Chill with yer ultimatums... If you hadn't pulled a Mosby early on maybe you'd be chillin with yer honey in Malibu... But instead.... Well, whatever, it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters right now to me is where on the planet/underworld is dan?! Last we saw him he was cruisin for a bruisin in the ocean doin his best Moses impression. He NEEDS to come back or I am going to lose hope forever... These are "last chance Mark" times, UNLESS...