Mark... We Need To Talk...

I want to preface this by saying that I just watched the second to last episode of the season. Roughly 5 minutes of it was worth while, and that involved blood on the dance floor. The rest, dear god, utter dreck. What on earth is shwahanananana thinking with the writing/story direction. Every side character story "drama" is pathetic. How many times can we watch Skills "lose" Jamie? How bout why on earth should anyone care about Mia and Laguna Mitch? They talked the whole episode about how they were going to have dirty sex and then they never did. BORING. The only thing that can save this now is if Dan comes back with a sawed off shotgun and starts taking people out for squandering their lives thinking of new Nick Degrees jokes. They are making me hate Jullian cause he's such a love freak. Just be cool dude! Chill with yer ultimatums... If you hadn't pulled a Mosby early on maybe you'd be chillin with yer honey in Malibu... But instead.... Well, whatever, it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters right now to me is where on the planet/underworld is dan?! Last we saw him he was cruisin for a bruisin in the ocean doin his best Moses impression. He NEEDS to come back or I am going to lose hope forever... These are "last chance Mark" times, UNLESS...