It will be mandatory that all public gatherings on the show will be deejayed by a zombie Elvis who will only play country music while lecturing about the history of the performers, songwriters, and musicians in the genre. Peyton will always try to rush the DJ booth (her feet are now tank tire treads, so get that image in your mind) to put on some NEW JAM that the Max pushed on her. But Zombie Elvis will pull one of his "ELVIS MOVES" (please elaborate for me Adam) and pretty much stiff arm her in the glass box that now resides where her cancerous ovaries once were. In the box? On one side, the reanimated head of her mother (take your pick which one) and on the other, Huey Lewis (now no longer with Hailey's original mother). They get along great.
Max is now an android warlock, fueled by DRM Free MP3s.
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