Adam K: Absolutely! The crazy thing is that I saw the tiny building just to the right of it up for sale on one of the real estate sites... I think it was going for $669,000. We've got that much in records, right? The ground floor is retail and the 2nd and 3rd floors are living space...but it's next to the cigar store, so it probably reeks it hard. Either way, I bought it and I'm moving in on Saturday.
Adam M: We use it to our advantage by powering our pancake griddle with cigars. Basically you put a skillet on top of a tower that's made of a bunch of cigars tied together, light it, and make pancakes. And it's convenient too, because when people complain that their pancakes smell like cigars, we just grab a cigar which goes well with the blood-stains on our aprons, makes us look grisly, and we say, "EAT IT. And buy something you freeloader! Those pancakes aren't free. Would you like a pancake refill? NOT FREE."
Adam K: We are seriously going to PUSH these pancakes on people... Come for records, leave with unreasonably priced, cigar infused 'cakes. And I think you are on to something with the blood soaked aprons... if we could sell them, pre-stained, we would be in the megabucks...
Adam M: People are pretty much going to buy whatever we tell them to buy. I guess this will start out a record store, but it'll probably end up just selling whatever we can get our hands on. Sort of like an antique store, except the stuff won't be old or worth anything more than the value we assign to it, which is mostly a value of being clever, and even that is only in the story we can come up with that goes along with the product. So I guess we'll have to write the story down and sell it along with whatever the thing is, which turns whatever it is into art, which seriously ups the price we will demand for it.
Adam K: I think that is a primo idea. Especially if we just sell homemade arts n'
crafts made entirely of elbow macaroni and elmers and say that everything was made by Helen Keller, mother of Great Grandmother of Chris Keller (gotta rope the OTH fans in).
Adam M: Macaroni, elmers, and construction paper. Just spray the paper with glue and then throw macaroni at it. "This is what we think Helen Keller art looks like. PAY ME."
Adam K: And pay they will! It's gonna be 75 in The W tomorrow... mother...
Adam M: Sonuvabitch. Is it going to be rainy? Not that it matters really. Rain just makes the sweatshirts more dramatic.
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